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How many close friends do you have?

How clumsy are you?

Do you consider yourself to be short?

How often are you told to shut the fuck up?

How often do you talk?

Do you consider yourself to follow what's mainstream?

How gay are you?

Do you consider yourself to be a pervert?

Which of these hobbies identify the most with you?

What's your opinion on incest?

Do you often look both ways when crossing the street?

You spill some food on your friend. You immediately...

Someone touches you in a "special" place unwarranted. What do you do?

You're in Biology and you're learning about the reproductive system of bugs. Do you...

Which of these do you like the most?

You are loud and obnoxious. Feeling the need to be clingy and invade other people's personal space, you get confused when people leave you without saying a word. The truth is that everyone fucking hates you, and they want you to shut up. People find your voice annoying, and you cause more problems than you solve. You laugh when your friends jokingly tell you to kill yourself, but deep down you know that they are only pretending to joke. If you got this result and answered honestly, seek help. Hell, even copying Andrew Tate's personality is somehow better than this. Just take this as your sign to turn your life around.

This isn't much better than being Chocola. While still being annoying to an unholy degree, you tend to not talk as much, which is probably a minor godsend for those around you. This hardly matters, though, because you still manage to piss off everyone around with your mere presence. Somehow, you can manage not to say anything and anyone who dares to look at you is probably in a terrible mood. Like Vanilla, you probably lack the emotional and mental maturity to understand this, so the sorry news is being broken to you in a personality quiz. I would say boo-hoo, but if you are anything like Vanilla in real life, I hope you get run over by a car.

I diagnose you with being retarded, and freakishly huge. You probably developed your motor skills later than everyone else, and you are still a clumsy fuck today. No one really trusts you around anything breakable, sharp, hot, or cold. Scratch that, one trusts you to do anything, but they ignore you when you bring it up. Instead, all you ever hear is about how big you are. Maybe it's in height, or the more likely option: your width. Hopefully, you exercise to burn off all the garbage you eat.

Jesus FUCK you are short. Short and a bitch. You have an annoying voice to boot. While you may be a short cunt, at least you can smile through the tears knowing that while everyone around you thinks you're a prick, you still do care about your friends. Too bad that they don't really care about you since you are too autistic to be real with any of them. And while I'm at it, you would probably jump at the chance to lick custard off of someone's finger if it spilled on them with no remorse. Disgusting freak.

Bland. Boring. Basic. I don't need to say anymore. Your entire personality is just liking what's currently popular, which isn't inherently bad, but I don't know if that counts as a personality. I mean, it's cute that you try to have that one thing that you are still mediocre at, as if that makes you any less boring than you already are. Be thankful that at least you got a neutral result. It could have been worse, but I don't think being an NPC is anything to celebrate over. Hell, you probably call yourself gay since you think it's trendy. You probably surround yourself with like-minded people, so on the bright side, your peers think decently of you.

You're joking, right? If I typed out everything I felt towards people like you, I would get put on a watchlist. Disgustingly perverted, freakishly ugly, the list goes on. Somehow worse than Chocola, and maybe even Shigure. Like Maple, you are probably really gay, but less of actually being gay and just seeing your same sex as more "things" to fuck. Do society a favor and put a bullet through your head. Do it before it's too late, because I am going to recommend that you never reproduce. This is a useless warning, since you are so horny that you will probably end up having kids with many creatures, human and non-human alike, that do not consent. Before you get put down like an actual cat, please just neuter yourself. Or don't, I would be at peace if you got put down.

Finally, a good ending. You are actually a beacon of light among a society of degenerate nekos. If everyone was a nekopara character, you would be the only saving grace among them, like Lot in the city of Sodom. While you may be a fucking idiot, it is a small price to pay to not be a disgusting freak. Unfortunately, being in a society filled with near-retarded nekos does pay its toll on your mental health. Of course, you "forgot" to check both ways before crossing the street. Yeah, you were crying because you were "thankful" you got saved from getting hit by a car. I can't blame you though, it's pretty understandable.

Incest is disgusting. Stop watching porn, or anime ( Are they really all too different at this point? ) and go outside. Yes, wanting your pets to fuck anything is already weird, but wanting them to fuck a human? You likely have some undiagnosed trauma to be this mentally damaged. Maybe you were put under Chinese water torture as a child, and that caused you to develop these strange fetishes. Either way, you are only an anchor to society. Please do not have kids. They may become as mentally damaged as you are.